If you earn your bread well. There will always be people around you to apply butter.
The best nicknames are usually the ones people don’t know they have.
I like sleeping because it’s like being dead, without the commitment.
When i was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition”.
Don’t ask me why i love you, because i will have to explain to you why i live!!
Devote today to something so daring even you can’t believe you’re doing it.
Stealing someone else’s words frequently spares the embarrassment of eating your own
We become what we think about.
The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following.
The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.
Love moves us to be open and ready to have, to know and better to grow..
Never make permanent decisions on temporary feelings.
A jealous spouse does better research than FBI!!
Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle and the life of the candle will not be shortened happiness never drcreases from being shared
To be old and wise, you must first have to be yound and stupid..